Muggle, lol jk Wizard.: Archive

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teachers: so what did you do during winter break?

me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters

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teacher: where's your homework

me: why are you so obsessed with me

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infinity0nsigh: have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf

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voldemortshipsklaine: I hate people who are not confortable with silence. People who need to always chat. If I’m silent doesn’t mean I’m bored or that I don’t like you. It means that I’m confortable with you and I don’t need to say irrelevant stuff.

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I have this habit of ignoring everyone but being...

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me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer 
me: im pregnant
mom: its the computer

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attractive person: hi

me: who put you up to this

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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

 Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
 ‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
 Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
 Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
 Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
 Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
 Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
 Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!

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Sometimes

-rosasparks-: Sometimes I wonder what any of this shit is all about…I wonder why I’m here, am doing all the things I’m doing and why I even make the efforts I do.

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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
 five minutes later 
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet

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